The Angel Grove Hillbillies

Come listen to my story about a man named Zed.
When he got mad, he'd glow bright red.
Then one day, he was shootin' at some teens
With bright, shiny costumes burstin' at the seams.

Assets, that is...well built, tight fits

Well, next thing you know, Zed's wife with spiky hair,
And nipple cones to match, said,"Move away from there!"
Said, "Angel Grove is the place that we'll doom."
So he loaded up his staff, and departed the moon.

California, that is...big parks, juice bars.

Now it's time to say goodbye to Zed and all his kin.
They'd like to thank you folks for fightin' an' droppin' in
You're all invited back tomorrow to this locality
To get a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Evil, that is...be put under a spell, get your butt kicked

Y'all come back now, y'hear?